India is not an easy place to sum up to set the scene for our trip. While much of the challenge was physical this more than most of our destinations also held a cultural hurdle to overcome. We kicked off with the simple, trying to figure out the exchange rates and how much to extract from the ATM - perhaps our preparations hadn't been as good as we thought. Next step was calling the company who had offered to arrange a bus for us and our bike north from Delhi, who obviously also didn't believe the flight was going to be on time and so hadn't turned up to meet us. The driver eventually found us and took a worried look at our baggage which hadn't really factored into his plans when sizing up the size small van he needed. With him leading the way we followed somewhat bleary eyed. Not really paying attention to the box on my trolley we almost had some entertaining local contact when it slid off narrowly missing a small dog being walked the other way. Our bus was small but came with a roof rack and Steve and Andy soon got to work securing the bike boxes to the top.
Perhaps a little more top heavy that ideal we clambered
inside and in a proper introduction to Indian were immediately
asked for money to pay the 'airport leaving tax'. A little dubious
we handed over the cash after putting up some token resistance and
were pleased to see it made it into the hands of someone who was if
not official then had at least made the effort to put on a uniform.
Having not paid in full we were driven through the hectic streets
of Delhi to the tourist office where we had booked our transport
from the UK. Steve and I went inside to pay and over a civil cup of
tea Steve held firm that airport departure taxes were not normal
practice. After much back and forth it turned out that they had no
official receipt to show us and much to my surprise agreed to
reduce the price by the amount of the tax. Steve 'silver tongue'
Wyatt had worked his magic but obviously at the cost of time given
that back at the bus a feeding frenzy of snacks had started. We
headed off…..and after a few minutes once again pulled up at the
office. With much concern that their reputation wasn't looking
quite bomb proof they wanted to show us the official receipt that
they had found, but were happy to waive the fee, presumably on the
condition that we didn't propagate rumors of fanciful charges being
levied at tired, unsuspecting tourists. The defense moves to strike
this from the record. Back on the move through heavy traffic we
were shortly waved over by a police man with our driver muttering
under his breath. After some fast debate between our driver and the
official about the thickness of woolwhich would fit
comfortably over our heads it turned out we were being charged an
'over loading tax'. This had some merit as there were six large
bike boxes strapped to the roof. However, the prosecution looked a
little less sure when while paying this tax a bike went past with
plastic boxes piled about 20 feet high in the air and did not seem
to qualify. 200Rs out of pocket but a story in the bag we pulled
out onto the motorway out of Delhi, the surface of which was good
but sadly the same could not be said of the driving on top of it.
Every 15km we would be diverted off the main road where a series of
fly overs were being built. This allowed us to check our shadow to
gauge whether it still contained the bulk of six bikes. We
confirmed that all was well when we pulled off into the Paradise
hotel for food. Despite the empty modest restaurant I think the
butter chicken we had rated highest for our stay in India - which
might have set our expectations a little high a little early. While
enjoying our feast of food it became obvious that the driver was on
a different timescale when it came to eating and after much waving
ushered us back onto the bus for the final 123km leg of the
journey. Here we pulled off the motorway and started on the winding
mountain roads so progress slowed somewhat. This clearly frustrated
the driver who felt that he should be making better time and so the
overtaking was a little on the optimistic side - it was hard to
doze off. With sleeping off the list we talked about the need for a
'water monitor'. This is the faint whisper of experience helping us
out, last time we biked in the Himalayas we managed to drink
untreated water with some obvious consequences. Duncan ended any
debate on whether this role was really needed with a very final
'It's pivotal not trivial'. We all took a moment to recall some of
Duncan's first hand, and if I may say so first class, experience in
this field and felt compelled to agreed.
Arriving in Shimla late at night we then spent good sleeping
minutes on looking for somewhere to stay having been told the first
couple of hotels were full. Luckily this being India there was a
tout on the street who was on the lookout for the unlikely event of
lost tourists needing somewhere to stay at 11.30pm - but in this
case it paid off for all of us. Having checked out his 'medium
tariff' option we all agreed that at least it was an option so we
gratefully took their balcony rooms (which only lacked the
significant feature of a balcony), ignored the classy touch of
mirrors in the head boards and crashed out.