We popped in for a second look and to weigh up in our minds whether we wanted to be carrying a large breakable item for the rest of the trip
– Eastern Europe     (1 / 20)
Now enter the confusing world of categorizing stone quality and some research into the four C's (carat, colour, cut and clarity) which lead to the big P (price).
– Wedding     (2 / 20)
Being the consummate gentleman that I am I hoisted Eleanor's bag on top of mine and tried not to look too cold.
– Borneo     (3 / 20)
Unknown to us I think we had stumbled on what counts for a good Saturday night out to the locals
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (4 / 20)
Being the most fragile things on the road we had to give way to pretty much everything, but once the cars got bogged down in queues we found we could make good progress weaving around the traffic
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (5 / 20)
Love the road not sheep (Colin)
– Shimla to Leh     (6 / 20)
Meanwhile Steve was discovering more holes in his thermarest and set about fixing them, the first task of which is to find the pesky things and after a short time we concluded that the last time this bit of equipment had seem any action was on a bed of nails.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (7 / 20)
Now this has to be set in the context of a generally brutal medieval age where barbaric practises were common place but even so Vlad carved himself something of a reputation.
– Eastern Europe     (8 / 20)
All the suicidal pace came to sudden stop when Duncan's tyre thankfully waved the white flag for all of us.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (9 / 20)
With the comment 'you're going to get wet' ringing in our ears from a helpful customer we set off with the flat ground giving way to hills. It turned out that he was prophetic, in the approach to Bristol we were caught out in sheets of rain.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (10 / 20)
We each retreated into our own worlds of tough going and plodded on, acutely aware that throwing up the tent and crashing out was not an option unless someone wanted to sacrifice a body part to eat.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (11 / 20)
We didn't find a stream that day. Not for lack of trying either. Another 22 km of poor track and we had been on the move for 11 hours and energy was running low.
– Iceland     (12 / 20)
I have nothing against Mosques. Nothing at all, except perhaps when they are six feet away and you're trying to ignore the call to prayer at 4.45am.
– Borneo     (13 / 20)
If the road surface matched the topology we'd have ourselves a situation
– Shimla to Leh     (14 / 20)
'I won't believe it until I see it' - Fatherly advice on the morning of my wedding day
– Wedding     (15 / 20)
After an hour in a queue all I'd managed to secure was a ticket giving me permission to buy a ticket the following day, and I thought British rail could be slow!
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (16 / 20)
The difference between hotels I normally book and those used by airlines to try and keep customers happy became apparent when I spotted the champagne at the breakfast buffet
– South America     (17 / 20)
Dear reader, if you were hoping for more drama, more exhaustion, more biking over the red line of pain then I invite you to show us what you mean and get on your bike. If you are looking for the day when the weather gods turned the other cheek and we all entertained thoughts of not making the distance then you've come to the right day, most specifically the right morning.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (18 / 20)
At Lima my blood pressure reached 'hopping mad' levels as we were told that our confirmed flights had been rescheduled without notice and yes, our connection was a problem.
– South America     (19 / 20)
The lie in must have done us some good because we only felt terrible rather than terminal as expected.
– Andy's stag night     (20 / 20)