In an effort to swing the game in my favour I pulled out the local gin and local tonic we had picked up on the way back from breakfast and made sure Eleanor had more than her fair share.
– Borneo     (1 / 20)
Dear reader, if you were hoping for more drama, more exhaustion, more biking over the red line of pain then I invite you to show us what you mean and get on your bike. If you are looking for the day when the weather gods turned the other cheek and we all entertained thoughts of not making the distance then you've come to the right day, most specifically the right morning.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (2 / 20)
Andy "Cheeky bugger" Cross sneaked into the shower ahead of me by saying he was just popping to the toilet, and being an English gentleman I held the door open for him despite being armed with towel
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (3 / 20)
Sadly for many this was their last view as this was the scene of human sacrifices by the Inca's, but quite a view to end on.
– South America     (4 / 20)
Sadly it turns out that their name 'potatoe cellar' was strongly reflected in their menu which didn't seem as inspiring as the lively bar we had seen around the corner so we back tracked.
– Eastern Europe     (5 / 20)
With most people up on deck I thought it was a good time for the camera. The driver thought it was a good time to rev the engine and cover me in a cloud of diesel. Nice.
– Borneo     (6 / 20)
Steve "Masochist" Wyatt floated the idea of pushing on another few kilometers to a tent city we had read about in out Tibet "Fall for it one more time" guidebook
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (7 / 20)
While Carl recommends having 5 different colours in each meal where I'm inclined to think that Russell would recommend having 5 different colours in each cocktail
– South America     (8 / 20)
For food we had soaked some oats in water overnight with the intention of adding a little hot water and milk powder for a quick to make but sumptuous breakfast to set us up for the day. Readers, don't try this at home. Please.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (9 / 20)
At this point it wasn't clear if this was his way of getting rid of his last group quickly and sealing a rapid retirement.
– South America     (10 / 20)
Come on Colin you gay boy
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (11 / 20)
Anyone who was good at what they did was considered suspect and generally taken in for 'questioning', the survival rate of which wasn't too good.
– Budapest     (12 / 20)
With Steve "Beat ya" Wyatt the winner it turned out that there was only one real looser. Colin "Where's my wallet" Bolton had dropped his wallet
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (13 / 20)
A ceremonial robe which the guide told us had only been worn once, I instantly got into trouble for drawing some parallels with Eleanor's wardrobe
– South America     (14 / 20)
At a time like this many people would start to wonder why they were getting soaked to the skin while only a couple of hours before they were in a warm bed. Others may mutter dark comments on just how bloody miserable they were. I like my friends for many reasons but one has to be that their reaction to such a situation was to try and recall the exact lyrics and tune of 'Donald where's your troosers'.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (15 / 20)
At the very top is the Lutheran church which the guide book astutely labels as 'the church on the hill'
– Eastern Europe     (16 / 20)
On paper today was a short day, 45km, which just goes to show how misleading paper can be.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (17 / 20)
A day that can be summed up by a single activity - faffing.
– Haute route     (18 / 20)
Eleanor sat in the shade watching on with amusement I carefully stalked my prey.
– South America     (19 / 20)
It turns out it was more likely he was trying to point out I was about to walk down the up escalator, something which became all too apparent when I tried it.
– Eastern Europe     (20 / 20)