We knew we were in carriage 96 but to keep us on our toes they were not in numerical order - very un-German like I thought.
– Eastern Europe     (1 / 20)
With a gait like that Andy, you must be packing a mean pistol
– Haute route     (2 / 20)
The owner also mentioned that Bradley Wiggins lives five doors down. I wondered out loud if he would have any advice for us to which I got the pithy reply 'Train'
– Lands end to John O'groats     (3 / 20)
After working out that this isn't just some effect of the cold contracting your eyeballs but the rather swift current dragging you downstream it was time to get splashing to keep pace.
– Borneo     (4 / 20)
Being the most fragile things on the road we had to give way to pretty much everything, but once the cars got bogged down in queues we found we could make good progress weaving around the traffic
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (5 / 20)
Besides, we once again had more vodka that water - quite a feat considering the number of opportunities we had had during the day to fill up but we had assumed that gastronomic delights awaited us.
– Iceland     (6 / 20)
The odd stone was thrown but fortunately with an atrocious aim and one terror took a fancy to Steve and instinctively dropped his trousers. Interesting times.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (7 / 20)
Steve, also correctly, pointed out that if you were in a 'situation' looking for your paddle you would give it a go
– New years eve 2006     (8 / 20)
As soon as we mentioned the tourist destination the meter was turned off and we were down to haggling over the price directly - good to see some things are the same the world over.
– South America     (9 / 20)
Waking up with views of Everest was probably one of the highlights of the trip for me
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (10 / 20)
Between the car park and the hotel Andy Cross decided to teach me a valuable lesson - never walk in front of him with your rucsac undone, shoes might just have a habit of walking away.
– Wedding     (11 / 20)
This stop was the designated romantic part of the holiday
– Eastern Europe     (12 / 20)
To be polite about the quantities of garlic, there was probably a bit too much for your average vampire. I refuse to be polite about the ginger - there was enough to anaesthetise a small herd of elephants
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (13 / 20)
These made sure that only the desperate would need to stop here by combining squat toilets with no running water - pungent doesn't do it justice.
– South America     (14 / 20)
If the road surface matched the topology we'd have ourselves a situation
– Shimla to Leh     (15 / 20)
imon seemed like a jovial fellow and at the very least didn't give the impression of being a fearsome taskmaster but time will tell!
– Kedleston Hall     (16 / 20)
A smile that soon faded a touch when lunch was laid out, or should I say laid bare; a feast it was not.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (17 / 20)
only for the cleaning lady to chase us asking if it was important. Only if we wanted to eat for the next few weeks; we count that as a yes readers.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (18 / 20)
The film was terrible but an inspired choice in some ways, it was hard to tell it the honking of horns was from outside the bus or on the film.
– South America     (19 / 20)
Steve then followed this up with the idea that if we finished LeJog today we could go for a ride in the morning. Hugh, Duncan and I almost choked on our collective metaphorical false teeth, perhaps it was target fixation setting in but I think it would have taken quite some emergency to get us back in the saddle.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (20 / 20)