Steve "Not so sure now" Wyatt and Andy "You tell him" Cross had a debate about who was going to tell Colin "flagging and fucked" Bolton that they thought we should head back to the nice little spot near the monastery.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (1 / 20)
For f*ck sake Duncan
– Swiss Alps part two     (2 / 20)
At the top we were treated to a fine example of an emergency shelter which was basic enough to discourage casual use but would be a life saver in grim weather.
– Iceland     (3 / 20)
After working out that this isn't just some effect of the cold contracting your eyeballs but the rather swift current dragging you downstream it was time to get splashing to keep pace.
– Borneo     (4 / 20)
After an hour in a queue all I'd managed to secure was a ticket giving me permission to buy a ticket the following day, and I thought British rail could be slow!
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (5 / 20)
Come on Colin you gay boy
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (6 / 20)
Between the car park and the hotel Andy Cross decided to teach me a valuable lesson - never walk in front of him with your rucsac undone, shoes might just have a habit of walking away.
– Wedding     (7 / 20)
Steve then followed this up with the idea that if we finished LeJog today we could go for a ride in the morning. Hugh, Duncan and I almost choked on our collective metaphorical false teeth, perhaps it was target fixation setting in but I think it would have taken quite some emergency to get us back in the saddle.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (8 / 20)
Andy "Cheeky bugger" Cross sneaked into the shower ahead of me by saying he was just popping to the toilet, and being an English gentleman I held the door open for him despite being armed with towel
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (9 / 20)
I thought the flight had been very smooth, including the landing, but the evidence from behind us suggests at least one passenger succumbed to the queasy feeling in her gut.
– South America     (10 / 20)
A big day out was planned today. Planned but ultimately not executed
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (11 / 20)
Most of Andy's clothes were gone, but what seemed of particular concern to him was his missing hair gel
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (12 / 20)
Andy 'Lance Armstrong' cross and Steve 'Lance Armstrong wannabe' Wyatt set a good pace which I neglected to follow.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (13 / 20)
Even Steve ‘not a care in the world’ Wyatt seemed to have learnt from his experiences and popped an extra one in his bag ‘just in case’.
– Shimla to Leh     (14 / 20)
'My ass is down to the bone' Suffice to say that there was a great deal of empathy going round the group at that point.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (15 / 20)
Weighing in at a few kilos each we felt, and Steve "dog hater" Wyatt in particular, this was luggage allowance well spent.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (16 / 20)
The wing spotters tried to navigate Andy "almost lost my family jewels to that hole" Cross as best we could but apparently we weren't perfect.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (17 / 20)
A beast of a pass to negociate persuaded us to get an early start while a lack of food resources persuaded us to have a light breakfast; you win some you loose some
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (18 / 20)
A big day today - like the pilgrims of past we were excited to be making the final step to the Macchu Pichu itself.
– South America     (19 / 20)
Being more experienced YHAers Dunan and I picked beds which hadn't been made up where as Hugh confidently claimed a bed with the bedding and sheets all sorted. In an effort to avoid some red faces later I explained that it probably meant that this was in fact someone elses bed.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (20 / 20)