If yesterday was turtle day then we should christen today Orangutan day
– Borneo     (1 / 20)
Should we be counting each train trip, or perhaps each different train?
– Eastern Europe     (2 / 20)
A day that can be summed up by a single activity - faffing.
– Haute route     (3 / 20)
Some may call this Monday but as far as we were concerned this was turtle day
– Borneo     (4 / 20)
After an hour in a queue all I'd managed to secure was a ticket giving me permission to buy a ticket the following day, and I thought British rail could be slow!
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (5 / 20)
Dear reader, if you were hoping for more drama, more exhaustion, more biking over the red line of pain then I invite you to show us what you mean and get on your bike. If you are looking for the day when the weather gods turned the other cheek and we all entertained thoughts of not making the distance then you've come to the right day, most specifically the right morning.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (6 / 20)
On the way home we had just enough time to pop into a large indoor market to experience first hand the cruelty to fish displayed by the fish mongers.
– Budapest     (7 / 20)
We each retreated into our own worlds of tough going and plodded on, acutely aware that throwing up the tent and crashing out was not an option unless someone wanted to sacrifice a body part to eat.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (8 / 20)
Another couple arrived after us and while Hugh and I were making introductions Duncan burst out of the shower as naked as the day he was born. I thought they took this quite well and barely missed a beat.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (9 / 20)
Jay was overtaken by a large dose of English optimism and claimed that the rain would stop when we got on site
– Kedleston Hall     (10 / 20)
Being the mates that we are I held the camera while Steve "Nurse" Wyatt applied the iodine while advising Andy "Excruciating pain" Cross that he should have gone to Bupa.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (11 / 20)
It was cold when we went to bed and the situation report in the morning maintained the same outlook - the ice on the bikes giving it away first
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (12 / 20)
Now either they judged the size badly, or large is just a bit smaller in China but they soon got nicknamed the 'cheese wire' pants.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (13 / 20)
Now this has to be set in the context of a generally brutal medieval age where barbaric practises were common place but even so Vlad carved himself something of a reputation.
– Eastern Europe     (14 / 20)
While Jill was a Scot she has been living in Bristol for 8 years and seemed somewhat sensitive to the suggestion that a hint of West country had crept into her accent!
– South America     (15 / 20)
Between the car park and the hotel Andy Cross decided to teach me a valuable lesson - never walk in front of him with your rucsac undone, shoes might just have a habit of walking away.
– Wedding     (16 / 20)
Andy "Cheeky bugger" Cross sneaked into the shower ahead of me by saying he was just popping to the toilet, and being an English gentleman I held the door open for him despite being armed with towel
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (17 / 20)
When the party seemed to be hitting it's heights a couple of giggling Tibetan lasses knocked on our door, in an effort to avoid any shot gun wedding scenario we all wisely decided to pretend the message had been lost in translation and dozed off
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (18 / 20)
As we passed through Wigan Duncan managed to pick up a local biker who was clearly looking for the two wheeled lonely hearts club. Still his advice that we shouldn't rush 'as this hill goes on for two miles' turned out to be the sort of local advice that you wish you had paid attention to.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (19 / 20)
Not a pleasant night, with little sleep, I will say nothing except 'wind-eze fueled diarrhea' - not comfortable, not quiet and certainly not pretty.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (20 / 20)