With another joke shared with the guard at customs we were glad to be clear of the building before someone decided that the third and final joke started with the snap of rubber gloves.
– Iceland     (1 / 20)
A smile that soon faded a touch when lunch was laid out, or should I say laid bare; a feast it was not.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (2 / 20)
Find a steep bit of road, kneel on those handy planks of wood and aim directly down the fall line for maximum enjoyment.
– Swiss Alps part two     (3 / 20)
Being more experienced YHAers Dunan and I picked beds which hadn't been made up where as Hugh confidently claimed a bed with the bedding and sheets all sorted. In an effort to avoid some red faces later I explained that it probably meant that this was in fact someone elses bed.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (4 / 20)
In an effort to swing the game in my favour I pulled out the local gin and local tonic we had picked up on the way back from breakfast and made sure Eleanor had more than her fair share.
– Borneo     (5 / 20)
Most of Andy's clothes were gone, but what seemed of particular concern to him was his missing hair gel
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (6 / 20)
Now enter the confusing world of categorizing stone quality and some research into the four C's (carat, colour, cut and clarity) which lead to the big P (price).
– Wedding     (7 / 20)
Now I know that I saw her take it out of the packet so I have to assume that it was new and therefore somewhat sharp but this made little progress with my several days old beard.
– South America     (8 / 20)
It's scandalous that I have got this far into our trip around Sighisoara without mentioning the D word. Dracula that is.
– Eastern Europe     (9 / 20)
Eleanor decided that talk was easy but hard facts would only be gained by talking to the welly sporting park ranger sweeping the yard.
– Borneo     (10 / 20)
If money makes the world go round, then my world had stopped turning.
– Borneo     (11 / 20)
Eleanor sat in the shade watching on with amusement I carefully stalked my prey.
– South America     (12 / 20)
In terms of racking up the train points today was a poor show consisting of only train 22, however it did wonders for the untracked statistic of average journey length.
– Eastern Europe     (13 / 20)
A gentle silence descended over us. Only to be broken by Cliona breaking wind which we took to be the sign to move on.
– Shimla to Leh     (14 / 20)
It turns out it was more likely he was trying to point out I was about to walk down the up escalator, something which became all too apparent when I tried it.
– Eastern Europe     (15 / 20)
Dear reader, if you were hoping for more drama, more exhaustion, more biking over the red line of pain then I invite you to show us what you mean and get on your bike. If you are looking for the day when the weather gods turned the other cheek and we all entertained thoughts of not making the distance then you've come to the right day, most specifically the right morning.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (16 / 20)
You could bike all day in the Cotswolds and not be this tired
– Shimla to Leh     (17 / 20)
Now this has to be set in the context of a generally brutal medieval age where barbaric practises were common place but even so Vlad carved himself something of a reputation.
– Eastern Europe     (18 / 20)
At the very top is the Lutheran church which the guide book astutely labels as 'the church on the hill'
– Eastern Europe     (19 / 20)
After an hour in a queue all I'd managed to secure was a ticket giving me permission to buy a ticket the following day, and I thought British rail could be slow!
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (20 / 20)