Being the mates that we are I held the camera while Steve "Nurse" Wyatt applied the iodine while advising Andy "Excruciating pain" Cross that he should have gone to Bupa.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu (1 / 20)
Afterwards we went to find a club and suceeded where no one else had - it was empty apart from us.
– Borneo (2 / 20)
Waking up with views of Everest was probably one of the highlights of the trip for me
– Lhasa to Kathmandu (3 / 20)
In a move designed to get the fireman to choke on his breakfast we found the main door downstairs locked and barred from the other side
– Lands end to John O'groats (4 / 20)
Perhaps that time we had deserved the horn.
– Shimla to Leh (5 / 20)
Not a pleasant night, with little sleep, I will say nothing except 'wind-eze fueled diarrhea' - not comfortable, not quiet and certainly not pretty.
– Lands end to John O'groats (6 / 20)
Now I know that I saw her take it out of the packet so I have to assume that it was new and therefore somewhat sharp but this made little progress with my several days old beard.
– South America (7 / 20)
Moreover the office that the guide book points you to no longer sells train tickets, but did not seem surprised to be asked once again. Rant over. For now.
– Eastern Europe (8 / 20)
I have nothing against Mosques. Nothing at all, except perhaps when they are six feet away and you're trying to ignore the call to prayer at 4.45am.
– Borneo (9 / 20)
I'm very glad to say that I think we chose the more entertaining choice.....
– Lhasa to Kathmandu (10 / 20)
The film was terrible but an inspired choice in some ways, it was hard to tell it the honking of horns was from outside the bus or on the film.
– South America (11 / 20)
With no sign of wind Hugh opportunistically popped his head out of the tent to assess the weather, only to be faced with Duncan defecating a few feet away.
– Iceland (12 / 20)
Despite leech socks suddenly becoming all the rage, plenty of determined blood suckers found their mark much to the amusement/horror of those concerned.
– Borneo (13 / 20)
Steve employed his 'you have to be firm with these people' voice and made it clear we were here to eat and that the clearer and more present danger was standing in front of them and wasn't at the end of a phone.
– Borneo (14 / 20)
With another joke shared with the guard at customs we were glad to be clear of the building before someone decided that the third and final joke started with the snap of rubber gloves.
– Iceland (15 / 20)
Now either they judged the size badly, or large is just a bit smaller in China but they soon got nicknamed the 'cheese wire' pants.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu (16 / 20)
what dented our testosterone levels a little was that Cliona easily matched our best efforts and more
– Haute route (17 / 20)
However, the reality is that Hugh had stopped on a bend to admire the view, or practice the 1000 mile stare he was to adopt for the rest of the day, when a momentary loss of balance caused a slow motion tree felling like fall.
– Swiss Alps part two (18 / 20)
that's the turn off we need, the one we've just gone past
– Andy's stag night (19 / 20)
I thought we should take a little safety video for the insurance company at the start of the day, but Steve "Laurel" Wyatt and Andy "Hardy" Cross soon put their own stamp on it.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu (20 / 20)
