We chatted for a bit but to be honest it is hard to have flowing conversation in broken English while squatting on the ground over a self dug toilet pit.
– Shimla to Leh     (1 / 20)
Gambling seems to have been a particularly painful vice, he lost huge sums of money throughout his life and the museum dryly noted that exactly once was it recorded that he actually won money.
– Eastern Europe     (2 / 20)
These made sure that only the desperate would need to stop here by combining squat toilets with no running water - pungent doesn't do it justice.
– South America     (3 / 20)
Pealing back my eye lids in the morning confirmed that my ears were not mistaken - breakfast was being cooked.
– Borneo     (4 / 20)
0*2^0 + 1*2^1 + 0*2^2 + 1*2^3 + 0*2^4 + 1*2^5 = 2 + 8 + 32 = 42
– Wedding     (5 / 20)
No one should accuse the Inca's of not being thorough, we saw some examples of the heads of enermies which had had their brains pulled out, their eyes covered, the lips sewn up and a hole put in the head to thread them together
– South America     (6 / 20)
A big day out was planned today. Planned but ultimately not executed
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (7 / 20)
Come on Colin you gay boy
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (8 / 20)
The 'human ferret combat game' is as odd as the name suggests. I doubt if you'll guess it so I'd best explain.
– New years eve 2006     (9 / 20)
If their estimate of what an orange is worth is correct then we should all stop what we are currently doing and grow oranges to export to Tibet.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (10 / 20)
It was cold when we went to bed and the situation report in the morning maintained the same outlook - the ice on the bikes giving it away first
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (11 / 20)
If the road surface matched the topology we'd have ourselves a situation
– Shimla to Leh     (12 / 20)
With sufficient motivation it's amazing when small knocks and bumps can be forgotten, trust me when I say I moved fast
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (13 / 20)
Steve then followed this up with the idea that if we finished LeJog today we could go for a ride in the morning. Hugh, Duncan and I almost choked on our collective metaphorical false teeth, perhaps it was target fixation setting in but I think it would have taken quite some emergency to get us back in the saddle.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (14 / 20)
With the comment 'you're going to get wet' ringing in our ears from a helpful customer we set off with the flat ground giving way to hills. It turned out that he was prophetic, in the approach to Bristol we were caught out in sheets of rain.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (15 / 20)
Soon he was out of sight and after 1.5km I stopped to ask around to see if anyone had seen a porter I was racing and was assured that he had won by a considerable margin.
– Borneo     (16 / 20)
Stubbies downed, the football over and the women exhausted (the supply of): it was time to move on.
– Andy's stag night     (17 / 20)
With caution firmly flapping in the wind we stripped down and with an admirable lack of hesitation ran into the water.
– New years eve 2006     (18 / 20)
In terms of racking up the train points today was a poor show consisting of only train 22, however it did wonders for the untracked statistic of average journey length.
– Eastern Europe     (19 / 20)
Even Steve ‘not a care in the world’ Wyatt seemed to have learnt from his experiences and popped an extra one in his bag ‘just in case’.
– Shimla to Leh     (20 / 20)