My pack had swelled with some of Eleanor's kit and when I saw the porters weighing scales I couldn't help but dump my 14kg bag on them to work out what my porter rates should be
– Borneo     (1 / 20)
Huge uphills do have something to recommend them, and that is generally the downhill on the far side and this was to be a good specimen.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (2 / 20)
The difference between hotels I normally book and those used by airlines to try and keep customers happy became apparent when I spotted the champagne at the breakfast buffet
– South America     (3 / 20)
Stubbies downed, the football over and the women exhausted (the supply of): it was time to move on.
– Andy's stag night     (4 / 20)
Unknown to us I think we had stumbled on what counts for a good Saturday night out to the locals
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (5 / 20)
The wing spotters tried to navigate Andy "almost lost my family jewels to that hole" Cross as best we could but apparently we weren't perfect.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (6 / 20)
The notes for my diary start this day with the words 'Big day out'
– Borneo     (7 / 20)
Soon he was out of sight and after 1.5km I stopped to ask around to see if anyone had seen a porter I was racing and was assured that he had won by a considerable margin.
– Borneo     (8 / 20)
Our 60m rope wasn't long to reach the bottom which was a good talking point for a while.
– Haute route     (9 / 20)
A resturant from the guide book, 'Fatal resturant', tickled our fancy but thankfully it didn't live up to it's name.
– Budapest     (10 / 20)
Stepping inside we were presented with three doors, the first a toilet and the second a shower room. Curious to see what door number three held none of us would have laid money on the glamorous topless photo shoot that was in mid-session.
– Iceland     (11 / 20)
Having flown for a total of fourteen hours to escape the Christmas season back home imagine our delight when Father Christmas himself bounded in.
– Borneo     (12 / 20)
the check in lady asked if we were worried about our bags at our Singapore change. 'Should we be worried?'
– Borneo     (13 / 20)
We didn't find a stream that day. Not for lack of trying either. Another 22 km of poor track and we had been on the move for 11 hours and energy was running low.
– Iceland     (14 / 20)
The problem as far as I can tell is that they come with friends, and in the case of the Chinese army lots and lots of friends.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (15 / 20)
We debated just what exactly people do on all inclusive beach holidays for an entire week; Eleanor was keen to go and find out first hand
– Eastern Europe     (16 / 20)
Steve then followed this up with the idea that if we finished LeJog today we could go for a ride in the morning. Hugh, Duncan and I almost choked on our collective metaphorical false teeth, perhaps it was target fixation setting in but I think it would have taken quite some emergency to get us back in the saddle.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (17 / 20)
For food we had soaked some oats in water overnight with the intention of adding a little hot water and milk powder for a quick to make but sumptuous breakfast to set us up for the day. Readers, don't try this at home. Please.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (18 / 20)
I'd like to say that the next day the weather brightened up and we all topped up our suntan while drying out out boots at the same time, but clearly I'd be lying
– New years eve 2006     (19 / 20)
Another couple arrived after us and while Hugh and I were making introductions Duncan burst out of the shower as naked as the day he was born. I thought they took this quite well and barely missed a beat.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (20 / 20)