When it came to paying I can only assume that the price of a local translator is more than your average lawyer in New York or that we had accidentally offered to buy a round for the village.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (1 / 20)
A little culture and education was followed by a hunt for a very particular bar.
– Eastern Europe     (2 / 20)
As we passed through Wigan Duncan managed to pick up a local biker who was clearly looking for the two wheeled lonely hearts club. Still his advice that we shouldn't rush 'as this hill goes on for two miles' turned out to be the sort of local advice that you wish you had paid attention to.
– Lands end to John O'groats     (3 / 20)
I thought we should take a little safety video for the insurance company at the start of the day, but Steve "Laurel" Wyatt and Andy "Hardy" Cross soon put their own stamp on it.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (4 / 20)
A big day today - like the pilgrims of past we were excited to be making the final step to the Macchu Pichu itself.
– South America     (5 / 20)
With the bags now swelling with food it became obvious that Steve had packed for a more luxurious trip than Hugh with jeans, a book and even two first aid kits.
– Iceland     (6 / 20)
Now enter the confusing world of categorizing stone quality and some research into the four C's (carat, colour, cut and clarity) which lead to the big P (price).
– Wedding     (7 / 20)
Steve, also correctly, pointed out that if you were in a 'situation' looking for your paddle you would give it a go
– New years eve 2006     (8 / 20)
picture a village hall converted for a teenage disco, with a bar out the back and you wont be far off the truth
– Colin's stag weekend     (9 / 20)
'I won't believe it until I see it' - Fatherly advice on the morning of my wedding day
– Wedding     (10 / 20)
I'd like to say that the next day the weather brightened up and we all topped up our suntan while drying out out boots at the same time, but clearly I'd be lying
– New years eve 2006     (11 / 20)
0*2^0 + 1*2^1 + 0*2^2 + 1*2^3 + 0*2^4 + 1*2^5 = 2 + 8 + 32 = 42
– Wedding     (12 / 20)
While Jill was a Scot she has been living in Bristol for 8 years and seemed somewhat sensitive to the suggestion that a hint of West country had crept into her accent!
– South America     (13 / 20)
After an hour in a queue all I'd managed to secure was a ticket giving me permission to buy a ticket the following day, and I thought British rail could be slow!
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (14 / 20)
The film was terrible but an inspired choice in some ways, it was hard to tell it the honking of horns was from outside the bus or on the film.
– South America     (15 / 20)
Stepping inside we were presented with three doors, the first a toilet and the second a shower room. Curious to see what door number three held none of us would have laid money on the glamorous topless photo shoot that was in mid-session.
– Iceland     (16 / 20)
At Lima my blood pressure reached 'hopping mad' levels as we were told that our confirmed flights had been rescheduled without notice and yes, our connection was a problem.
– South America     (17 / 20)
However, the reality is that Hugh had stopped on a bend to admire the view, or practice the 1000 mile stare he was to adopt for the rest of the day, when a momentary loss of balance caused a slow motion tree felling like fall.
– Swiss Alps part two     (18 / 20)
We did of course still have almost four litres of spirits in our bags:more vodka than water. Not for the last time on this trip.
– Iceland     (19 / 20)
A gentle silence descended over us. Only to be broken by Cliona breaking wind which we took to be the sign to move on.
– Shimla to Leh     (20 / 20)