Andy personified this attitude with several career ending tackles on his opposite number, Jon
– Andy's stag night     (1 / 20)
try to picture an elephants orgasm and your half way there
– Kedleston Hall     (2 / 20)
At this point it wasn't clear if this was his way of getting rid of his last group quickly and sealing a rapid retirement.
– South America     (3 / 20)
While deciding whether we still had a few kms in our legs Hugh and Duncan went to the toilet. With Duncan in a cubicle, Hugh left the other stranger to listen to Duncan detailing his movements.
– Iceland     (4 / 20)
The rest of the day was mainly spent slogging up 42 switch backs to the top of the Pang la pass.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (5 / 20)
More worrying, the rules of haggling appeared to have changed with their price going up as well as down.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (6 / 20)
When the party seemed to be hitting it's heights a couple of giggling Tibetan lasses knocked on our door, in an effort to avoid any shot gun wedding scenario we all wisely decided to pretend the message had been lost in translation and dozed off
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (7 / 20)
We didn't find a stream that day. Not for lack of trying either. Another 22 km of poor track and we had been on the move for 11 hours and energy was running low.
– Iceland     (8 / 20)
Obviously not expecting visitors in the evening the park had no lighting and as we walked along the dark path past some shady characters sitting on a bench warily watching us Eleanor must have been wondering what was at the end of this - a nice surprise or a six foot hole.
– Wedding     (9 / 20)
At Lima my blood pressure reached 'hopping mad' levels as we were told that our confirmed flights had been rescheduled without notice and yes, our connection was a problem.
– South America     (10 / 20)
Gambling seems to have been a particularly painful vice, he lost huge sums of money throughout his life and the museum dryly noted that exactly once was it recorded that he actually won money.
– Eastern Europe     (11 / 20)
Now either they judged the size badly, or large is just a bit smaller in China but they soon got nicknamed the 'cheese wire' pants.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (12 / 20)
Pealing back my eye lids in the morning confirmed that my ears were not mistaken - breakfast was being cooked.
– Borneo     (13 / 20)
Now I've been taught that staring is rude but I couldn't drag my eyes from a pair of legs, not hers but his
– Iceland     (14 / 20)
Sadly later we were to discover some more signs of rocky downhills with various containers being punctured - tomato puree (Colin), suncream (Hugh), puncture glue (Duncan).
– Iceland     (15 / 20)
I summed it up in my diary as 'bloody hard work' and in case the reader didn't get the point I tried a different tactic 'slow slow going'
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (16 / 20)
Soon we ran the ten metres to the pool, tied up our towels and jumped in. Hot we think was over-selling the temperature a touch.
– Iceland     (17 / 20)
Getting a little more boisterous it wasn't long before Tequila was trying to make us happy
– Andy's stag night     (18 / 20)
We each retreated into our own worlds of tough going and plodded on, acutely aware that throwing up the tent and crashing out was not an option unless someone wanted to sacrifice a body part to eat.
– Lhasa to Kathmandu     (19 / 20)
Stepping inside we were presented with three doors, the first a toilet and the second a shower room. Curious to see what door number three held none of us would have laid money on the glamorous topless photo shoot that was in mid-session.
– Iceland     (20 / 20)